Things I have seen in London Today

1. A really nice house share. Most people who know me know I have looked at so many of these lately that I have officially given up and decided when demand is that high I should actually be joining the supply team…. Apart from today, obviously.

2. A really shitty houseshare. Random bunch of people who have probably all only been there two weeks in a house that looks like, umm, shit really. Sorry to be coarse. The junkie passed out on the doorstep next door was a nice touch.

3. A bunch of Chinese(ish) women on the tube at Acton Town, (with suitcases so they must have just come in from Heathrow airport afew stops along), grinning at me insanely. I think I may be (at 5’10) the tallest woman they have ever seen in there life. I smiled back, they’ll get over it by the time they get to Piccadilly Circus.